Museum of Sex in New York is the second one of its kind I’ve been to—and I’m not impressed. If you’ve never been to one, then, this one is okay–as a start. There’s nothing there that shocked me. I thought I’d learn something shocking but unfortunately, I wasn’t. LOL… To be fair, I learned and saw something new. 😀

The first one I’ve been to was the Sex Museum in Shanghai (but has now moved to the outskirts of the city because… Chinese government… ).

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Buy your ticket online. You’ll get a $3 discount off the price at the counter.

Here’s what I learned, saw and touched inside. When I say touched, I mean it literally. Not fondle. Not what you are really thinking right now. LOL… 😀 😀 😀

Does this face look familiar? She’s the first star in the porn industry. 

DEEP THROAT was her claim to fame. It’s the movie that started the multi-billion porn business.  

Linda’s tragic life was made into a movie starring the sweet Amanda Seyfried. Linda is also known for uttering these words: 

Inside the Sex Museum, there’s a short clip from the movie itself where she’s performing her signature… you know…. 😀 

When you go inside the FUNLAND Tunnel of Love, you are asked to identify the G-spot. It’s a mirror maze so it might take time to find it—unless you’re really an expert! 😀 And boy, it looks like this! 😀 

This is the FOREPLAY DERBY where the “horse” (that tiny phallus above left) moves faster if you can shoot the balls to the hole below. The “horse” remains stagnant if you can’t shoot those balls. 😀 Compete this with your friends or strangers you met there. 😀 

 Funland treats. Would you get and taste one? 😀 

This is what they call, The Grope Mountain where you have to climb from left to the right wall, groping/holding to these sex objects. It’s actually fun and tad erotic! 😀 

Balloon of boobies! You can actually go inside this “playground” and play! 😀 

You can never look at pandas the same way again. 😀 

What? That’s just a toothpick! LOL…

Believe me, this is a sex toy. Can you figure out how this one is used? 

Here’s another sex toy. This is really huge. 😉 

They have erotic painting, sketches and drawings, too. 

This is a urinal made for women. Really! 😉 

And this dress is made of condoms. 

The Iron Hole is an art installation telling the sex lives of the robots. Yes, really. Robots have sex life, too! 😀

Even our beloved Disney characters have sex lives, too. 

And most of all, some boys during the Victorian era were made to wear this device—to deter them from engaging the act of onanism, otherwise known as masturbation. 😉 

If there are things that intrigued you more, go and see them yourself!

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