Cafe California’s annual Pride tradition of showing off sexy underwears and spilling out muscled flesh onto Church Street never failed to get someone a boner. No, it wasn’t me. I overheard it from the guy standing behind me who told his two friends that they laughed hard and looked down at his crotch. LOL… Me? I was drooling at the underwear show — World Pride 2014 edition. The models were not really the ones you see in the real Calvin Klein underwear show but they’ve got enough hotness (or package) to tease the crowd and leave them drooling—or in someone’s case, a boner. Let’s see if these photos make you drool or get you a hard on.

Read: World Pride Toronto 2014

The show starts with Queen Sofonda flanked by her two identical drag impersonators.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
The lovely Sofonda.

The show has twinks with wet hair.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show

They also have a smooth beefcake who points his finger at a French flag.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show / Calvin Klein Underwear.

A smiling daddy. Yay!

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show / More of Calvin Klein Underwear.

A boytoy who can’t grow up without choking his pink flamingo.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show / More Calvin Klein Underwear HERE.

A hot rebel without a cause.

A hot guerilla.
I wouldn’t mind going through the jungle. And by jungle, I mean body hair. 🙂

And another rebel who salutes like he’s ready to be masterfully whipped…

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride Toronto 2014
Drooling at the  Calvin Klein Underwear Show.

…by this dominant Master in hot pink undie!

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride Toronto 2014
Drooling at the Underwear Show

A driller with a chain necklace to tie someone up while he’s…drilling?

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride Toronto 2014
Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride Toronto 2014 Edition

But, this power bottom begs to stop him drilling because it hurts.

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride Toronto 2014

So, his fellow construction worker says, “Girl, I told ya. Be careful with what you wish for!”

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride
Calvin Klein Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

Then, there’s a dancer who can execute an arabesque.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show

Dorian Gray came, too, complete with the prop he’s known for.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show

A navy docked to get some port-of-call action.

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show

And oh, the lifeguard showed up with his huge ball!

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show

Alladin seduces the crowd with his nasty belly dancing moves. Can you see where his genie is? 🙂

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Underwear Show

Lawrence of Arabia, is dat chu?

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Oh, look at those blue, dreamy eyes.

Another jolly man in uniform came to arrest…

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the  CKUnderwear Show

…this willing guy who stole Justin Timberlake’s fedora!

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the Calvin Klein Underwear Show

This is the happy face of the guy who proposed and got a “Yes!”

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Drooling at the  Calvin Klein Underwear Show

And this is the forlorn face of a guy who proposed and got a screaming “NOOOOOOO!”

Drooling at the Underwear Show
Calvin Klein Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride Toronto 2014 Edition

 This guy channels Jared Leto in Alexander.

Underwear Show at California Cafe
Underwear Show at California Cafe

 And this guy can’t seem to hold his crown but can skillfully spread his legs! I mean, that silky, flowing shawl. 😉

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride
Underwear Show at California Cafe

And this guy is like, “Bitches, this is how you werk an Arabian silk!”  

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride
Calvin Klein Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

Then, this guy answers, “Dude, why get a silk for prop when I can strip off?”

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride
Calvin Klein Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

And daddy butts in, “Show me the money! Show me the money!” 

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride
Calvin Klein Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

“What money? I’m yours for free!”

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

 “See? I’m free as a bird, too!”

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

“And I can even twirl rainbows!”

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

“That’s lame. Can you do this while flexing your muscles, girl?”

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

 “Shhhhh… Listen. Pink is the new gay!

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

 “Amen”, says sexy Jesus on the cross.

Underwear Show at California Cafe for World Pride

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2 Comments

  • I think the models last year are hotter than this year’s. 🙂
    But, the arabian part was great concept!

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