The long weekend was full of festivities that people would be confused which one they would attend: Pride Weekend, Canada Day celebrations, CHIN Picnic, etc… Thats why, its no wonder if this years Pride spectators would be less than that of last years.
This years Pride Parade (last weekend) was my third year in a row—and its the worst. When I say worst, its unglamorous and doesnt have shock value. Its less political–which I believe Pride should be—and it looked like its a 90% repeat of Pride Parade last year. Yes, Im talking about performers/masqueraders who recycled their costumes–as if no one would notice it. Hello, we have better memory than you! 🙂
When the Squirt and the Trojan boys (who distributed free Trojan condoms) came in sight almost at the end of the Parade, she was ecstatic and her complaints were forgotten—for a while. When she met up with me after the Parade, she was still grumpy that there werent enough hot boys in there! When she saw the Joe Fresh twinks on Church Street, the WHOREmone inside her went fired up and she hastily said her goodbye–by giving me a good spanking on my arse.
I guess, my friends sentiment is not rare. Pride Parade for some spectators is a showcase to see drag queens, hot boys, flabby and bubbly asses, leathermen, weirdos, sagging and nice-looking breasts, colours, smiles, craziness, naked men and women, gay families, etc….
Later that night, when I talked to a guy on the street from California, he said: “While Toronto boasts of its well-attended Pride festivities (more than a million), Id say that the Parade was, itself, boring. Its not something Id expected.”
Oh, well, theres always a room for improvement, eh?
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